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[Lovely. That is an experience they've both shared then.]

I have no idea how a water machine has anything to do with the captain of a boat mind you.

[Oh, gosh. That would be a corpse. Still no wreckage in sight. Tyki takes one of the oars out of its rowing slot and prods it.]

[He honestly tried playing with himself but it got a bit boring after an hour or so. Several females wanted to do his hair...and makeup. He went with it for an easy score with the ladies.]

Sometimes those submarines....

[He's getting distracted from the conversation now that there is a dead body] I doubt he'd have anything useful that isn't all wet.

[Well at least the body doesn't move.]

We can't be picky now, can we?

[Or at least move on its own. A dark shape forms underneath the corpse and it is pulled down farther than the light can perceive.]

[Technically it just moved even if it wasn't its own fault.]

Not in this situation. [He stares into the water then leans over the side of the boat and digs around under water, snagging the foot and jerking it back up, even if it rips.] Shark fin or calamari?

[Tyki has to lean to the side to counteract the weight of you leaning over. And yes, you do get one neatly torn apart body with a few parts leaking onto the edge of the boat.

You get a very, very disgusted look.]

No. You can't keep that in the bag.

[There is a crunching of bone below and a bump from underside the boat. But no visual signs of the monster as it is having its mid afternoon snack.]

[He's giving a very distasteful look at all that dripping mess. That's a little messy.

I don't know. If we put one in a bag and toss it over, maybe we could get a neat snack from below. I'm getting a little hungry.

[He's really curious now about that creature now.]

You could just go swimming. I can provide the push if need be.

[Calamari would be the correct answer. Though this is more green than red as a limb or two makes its way up reaching for the other pieces of its meal.

Also, crunching of bone? Is that how they really eat?]

I bet you'd love that but I'll just go swimming on my own...

[He raises a brow at the green limb moving out of the water, using most of his strength to hold the bloodied leg above the water. The crunching of bones is definitely not normal.]

Well would you look at that. I think it has a brain.

You don't seem the type to mind getting wet and honestly I don't believe anything here is that much of a danger to you.

[Which is why Tyki is just shifting the oars away from the creature instead of actually do anything about it.

And it seems the creature's arm is longer than Tyki's so it will reach up higher though it has to get up close to the surface of the water to do so. It bumps their little boat hard, but the center of creature becomes visible. And it looks like it is covered in barnacles? Bone? Hard to tell.]

I'm not exactly wearing anything nice enough to get ruined. Besides, unless this creature that is starting to seem like one of those mythic creatures you hear about in stories is made of Innocence, then no, not really going to be a problem.

[He tilts his head at the long arm then just swipes his arm out, severing it with a grin.] Oops.

[The creature recoils its stump back flailing as it does. This action does send black blood to spray over them and a squirming tentacle to flop on deck.]

How cha---

[Rest of the comment is cut off as the flailing squid monster tries to tip over the boat like an angry manatee.]

[One cannot say that Tyki has ever been the brightest out of the Noah. Covered in black blood, he slicks his hair back.] That didn't go as planned.

[The less charming looking Noah of the two is already charging up that dark matter into his hand but he's not exactly stable when the boat tips and SPLOOSH, now the Noah is in the water.]

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[At least that dip in the pool is getting that gunk out of his hair. The boat doesn't completely turn on its belly but it teeters close to it before sinking back to his original position.

Tyki reaches over the edge to grab onto an oar that is trying to escape. Which is short lived as one slimy appendage rips it from his hands. While another tries to drag the swimming one down further.

It has a small brain. And the creature's mom never told him stories about Exorcists and Noah Memories as a kid.]

[Thankfully for that it is. By the time he surfaces again it'll be all washed out and clinging to his face. The Noah still on the boat will see nothing for a few seconds until there is suddenly an upturn of water and a massive explosion below. Dark matter under water works just as well as anything else.

Tyki will grab onto the boat and drag himself over the edge and just float there.] Lose something?

[Tyki grabs the oar and pulls it in as the boat shakes on the wave of the explosion. This is followed shortly after by a section of the water turning a darker color.]

Just this.

I figured you'd come back after you were done playing.

[The boat is still slightly tilted and that's only because he's dragged up a portion of the carcass and tied it to the side of the boat.]

If you feel like joining in I can always shove you into the water too.

[Comment gets ignored because of what you are doing.]

And why are we bringing that along with us?

[Wiggling the boat a little like he might upheave it. But then there is the french bread and wine to consider in the other bag.]

Food? [Not the best idea... ]

You must have acquired some unique tastes on that floating house of yours.

It's habit. I keep forgetting there are better things to eat out here. We can just cut it up and use it as bait when we fish if you want. I haven't had much of that in a while save for what I got to have on the boat.

I don't think we even need to cut it up. Leave it drifting like that and you just might get a shark to come by.

I hear those are rather good tasting.

Whatever you say. I know at least you haven't lost a finer taste.

[He's going to snap that baguette in half and hold out the other piece to him.] You know someone that knows?

[He declines.] You enjoy that. I could lose a pound or two.

The Boss mentioned it in passing once. [Tyki looks up.] Well, we might not have attracted fish for now, but we did attract a few birds.

[A couple will come land on the edge of the boat.]

You don’t look that bad to me. [He rubs his chin with thought when he looks up at the birds before tucking a piece of bread into his mouth.]

If you say so. I’ll take your world for it this time. [At least until he tries it to make sure himself.] We could always shoot a few down.

[Taking a look into one of those bags.]

Now you didn't squirrel away a pair of pistols, did you?