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[Knock. Knock. Knock.

Oh, Jasdero, it is your friendly neighborhood Tyki here to provide a little something to brighten his day. Never mind that he is in the Exorcist wing or wherever the two runaways had decided to stay. Actually, he isn't even sure Devit is around, but no matter. He could join if he wished. He had brought enough to go around. So, don't mind Tyki as he sits outside the door on a large plastic bucket. Its white plastic and industrial strength, but still a bit see through.

And, yes, he should be worried that inside looks suspiciously rainbow colored.]

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[He's been needing a visit from his friendly neighborhood Tyki, and opens the door just enough to pop his head out to peer at Tyki. And the fabulously rainbow colored bucket. That has his attention very quickly.]

Hee!! Tyki visited!

[He crosses one leg on a knee as he lights a cigarette.]

Yes, well, I had a thought. Terrible, I know. But I always wondered what you were feeding that bird of yours. Grains and grass seem hardly a balanced diet so I brought something else.

Also, I know one of your doubles enjoyed these very, very much enough that he was to beat a poor and defenseless cat over them. [Namely himself at the time.] So, what do you say? Interested?

...Dero has thoughts sometimes! Hee!! ...Dero feeds it what it's supposed to be fed. But maybe Chicken needs a treat! Dero likes treats, so chicken might want treats too! Hee!!

[Eyes are a little wide now, he's excited. Terribly so.] Dero is very interested!

[He stands putting one foot on the bucket as he rises.]

My, my, move aside will you. This thing weighs more than you think.

Move aside! Hee!! Dero will move!

[And he does so, he can listen once in a while.]

[To say he lifts the container in would be an understatement. It is more of a hearty shove until it scrapes into the room. Well, hope the floor doesn't mind a few marks.]

And this...

[He pries open the lid revealing inside that it is full of skittles. Yes, the brightly colored candies of every color are stacked high in this bin.]

I think will be an excellent treat for both you and your pet.

[Truthfully, he doesn't even know what they are called.]

[The floor might mind, but Jasdero could care less.]

Candies! Hee!! [He stares down, looking over every glossy color. They're beautiful to him, so much brightness.]

Dero will like them, and Chicken will like them. So we should feed some to chicken! Hee!!

[Tyki digs his hand down into the skittles and pulls out a small pail. Wouldn't be a thoughtful gift if it didn't come complete with serving spoon.]

I think we should. Where do you keep him anyway? Hopefully not hiding under the bed.

Dero keeps him in the courtyard! Hee!! Devit won't let him stay in the room. [Pouts a little, he wants him to sleep on a pillow like a dog.]

[He fills up half the bucket and hands it to Jasdero.]

He will shed all over the place, you know. Probably for the best. Besides if you let him outside long enough maybe it'll learn to fly.

[Jasdero holds onto it carefully, staring down into it at all the colors with fascination.]

Dero doesn't mind the feathers! Hee!! But Dero wants Chicken to learn to fly!

[Then outside they go for how long would it really take to find one large chicken.]

It has wings, doesn't it? I'm sure it can.

[He points to the candies.]

You should try one. [Because he surely isn't going to help the pile get any smaller.]

[Not long, it's kept in the closest courtyard and comes running when it hears Jasdero giggling.]

Wings! Hee!! Chicken will fly, and Jasdero will ride it!

[It takes him a moment, picking out the prettiest to try.]

...Dero likes it! Hee!!

Ride it? You want to ride a chicken?

[Not mocking him, but the thought never occurred to him. He's actually a bit jealous he didn't think of it first.]

I would have guessed. The other was quite cross when I tried to separate it from him. The bucket it all yours. Just don't try to eat it all at once, will you?

Ride it, ride it! Hee!! Dero will ride it, and Dero will have fun!

[He thinks it's the best idea ever.]

Dero won't eat it all at once. Just most at once!

Oh, I don't doubt that it will be amusing, but I don't think you'll be able to find a saddle in quite the right size.

[He grins at that.]

I can't ask for anything more, can I? Now then, if Devit asks you got them from the neighbors.

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