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[solo_insanity]

[It is dawn or sunset? Hard to tell, but there is the sky above is turning all shades of orange, purple and even some pink here and there. This certainly isn't where you last remembered yourself.

You are currently standing on a platform. To the left is a the sounds of gears moving, people shouting, and people milling about but a thick column of smoke blocks it from view. To the right is a forest of bamboo stalks swaying in the breeze.

Look down and the platform underneath while very thick is made of glass. The room is pink and lacy, frilly, and, oh, ever not so manly at all.]

[ooc: This is open to anyone that comes across it really. Just jump right in. This is a heart game. Think of it as a dungeon crawl through Tyki's heart. Messing with things will have side effects, but that means you should do it anyway. :)]

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Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

Oh. Honestly. Nice or not, I'm not doing anything with your heart-prostitutes.

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[solo_insanity]

They will be better behaved than any girl you'll find wherever you get them.

Or maybe you'd like something else.

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

[So baffled.]

I shouldn't even be surprised.

Something else?? [oh god]

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[solo_insanity]

You think I would have just one person in here.

[Taking his arm and taking him to the back. So how do you feel about seeing Lulu and yourself for starters.]

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

[Covers his face in embarrassment for himself AND you!]

You're shameless.

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[solo_insanity]

[Pushing you toward yourself before taking Lulu's arm.]

You two have fun.

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

[But whyyyyy.]

[Desperately determined to avoid eye-contact with brothel Tyki, edging away.]

Seriously?

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[solo_insanity]

[Heart!Tyki is walking away. He doesn't leave his train car very often so he's going to take in the sights. So you are on your own for a bit.

That leaves you with your double.

Well, at least the no eye contact is mutual.]

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

[Uncomfortable pauses forever.]

...You know, despite the fact that you likely don't actually exist, you have my full pity.

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[solo_insanity]

[Okay. That may get you the most half-hearted glare ever even if he does feel ridiculous.]

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

Hey now. Don't glare at me, I'm not the one who created you for sex daydreams.

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[solo_insanity]

[Glare may turn to mortification! No, there is no may about it. He doesn't know why he's here.]

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

What do you even do all day, then?

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[solo_insanity]

[Scrubbing out that last mental image from your statement with brain bleach. Or trying to.]

I work.

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

Work on what?

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[solo_insanity]

[Miserable, miserable face.]

Don't make me say it.

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

[ . . . Can't help it, the broken pieces of his remaining inner sadist are grinning right now]

Oh. Now I'm curious.

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[solo_insanity]

[Really. Really? Aren't you supposed to be the sympathetic one.]

No.

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

[Roooooolls his eyes.]

Honestly. It's really so terrible?

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[solo_insanity]

Yes. No.

[He looks around. When he doesn't see anyone he motions the other to follow him.]

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

[Blinks confusedly, how is this such a dramatic and mysterious issue]

[F...follows.]

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[solo_insanity]

[Because he is the overly exaggerated version of you. Sorta, kinda. Isn't that lovely. He takes them to a back room, gosh it is nice!, and closes the door behind them.]

Can you... sit down?

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

[When did this become so serious. Looking vaguely concerned.]

Um. [He will sit down, though.]

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[solo_insanity]

[Well he is just going to straddle right on top of him placing his hands on the other man's shoulders.]

Re: KAMELOT MANSION

[inruination]

[Abort abort unknown error]

[Squirming frantically.]

Hey. No. Okay. Stop that.